From Team Calls to Tyre Climbing: Corporate Gets Wild at Suggee

Business life, please—business suit hunger games. You're evading bullet point meetings, skateboarding through coffee binge-marathons, and surviving day-to-day by having a "Reply All Regret" name. There's something divine I have to introduce to you. And then there is that one particular resort, not pages and pages of Excel spreadsheet graphs, not deadlines the light brush of a withering memory, and but one lone solitary KPI to justify: "Keeping Playful Instincts." Which is Suggee Resort, which is Bangalore's number rated resort. Suggee Resort games will leave your team in hysterics, belly-laughing, and bruised in all the best places.

Scene 1: The Great Corporate Escape

Think about this: Friday. Your "I hate my job" face is polished, and your team has just survived a 3-hour Zoom call that was an email in WhatsApp hell. Your boss pops by with a smile and says, "Let's plan a company outing to create synergy." Synergy? You can't recall your team members' last names. And then the magical words: "Suggee Resort."

And then, and before you can even catch your breath, you're bobbleheading insane. Because news is—word that it's where over-stressed interns are zip-line heros and investment bankers are bull-riding heros. Some get shunted over to the hip side of HR. (I mean. sorta.)

Scene 2: Off to the Adult Playground

The moment you touch down at Suggee Resort, you realize it's not one of those "sit-under-a-banyan-tree-and-practise-yoga" type resorts. Not by any means, way, and no how. It's a resort, tie-gate-tight-and-adrenalin-rush type of place.

You arrive greeted with a glass of—not the vile lime water jug—something which does bear a sticker inscribed "contains traces of freedom." Suddenly, before you realize, they are presenting 14 vouchers for adventure, and anarchy erupts.

Scene 3: The Middle Management Gladiator Enters

Sky Cycling first. No "team building" zany exercise can even come anywhere close to simulating having your manager hanging 30 feet off the ground, legs shaking, shouting "I do believe in open communication!"

And then Air Surfing of course. Surfer. surfing. suspended mid-air. bungee-strung up. Your otherwise blue staff member Rajesh? He screamed so loudly birds flew into HR and complained.

And add in a death-defying ride on the ATV. Pradeep from Accounts is now positively certain he is Vin Diesel and will only answer less than "ATV Bhai."

Not quite crazy enough? Wait for Paintball Shooting—the officially sanctioned friendly fire sport. Observe grievances turn into Marketing's Shilpa gunning down Sales people as if doing John Wick 5.

Scene 4: Where Laughter Lands on the Ground (Sometimes Face-First)

And then you arrive in the Obstacle Zone:

Tyre Climbing, where finally your gym membership has paid off.

Burma Bridge—the balance and last testing ground for your team.

Rope Walk, Zig-zag Walk, and Spider Net—if your executive's in a knot and you can only photo-bomb it. (Although you do.)

Land Zorbing—"team synergy" shout if ever there was one zooming around in a hamster ball.

Commando Net—spreadsheet-flipping, commando crawl screams.

20-foot Free Fall—when literally it hurts to crash into Saturday equipment.

Quake Walk—shake like Saturday night and your status report just disappeared.

Your body armor ven dor now is grumbling. There is someone laughing, "I haven't laughed this much since appraisals time!" And now everyone is talking in one voice: That was funnier than the last five offsites put together.

Scene 5: Water, Fire, and a Slightly Bruised Ego

Relax time? Dose in Swimming Pool or splash in washing machine in Water Zorbing. Or go totally crazy in Rain Dance zone where fumbling attempts of your boss in moonwalk and everyone is so cautious not to look anywhere else like dazed and confused.

And at Fire Camp in the evening, where there's campfire tales, marshmallow toasting, and that IT guy pulls out a guitar and starts playing "Summer of '69" like it's or something a freedom song.

Scene 6: Indoor Games, Big Laughs

Just because nobody is an adrenaline junkie does not mean nobody needs Suggee's help with Indoor Games either:

Foosball games longer than dollar-basement quality.

Carrom, Chess, Table Tennis—For game-aaholics of their game with a pinch of strategy.

And Human Foosball is no exception—where your cubicle friends turn into ginormous game pieces and tummy guffaws become a body workout.

Scene 7: Wild Encounters & Cart Rides

Entertain with Horse Cart rides and Boating for kids. At the Bird Aviary, where parrots' caws as crisp as Slack messages.

Brassy enough? Mechanical Bull Ride time is near. Spoiler alert: nobody drops below 6 seconds. But laugh long enough, it'll be worth the bruised ego.

And don't miss the Horse Riding mode—where your fatigue-out co-worker is suddenly zapped into cowboy mode, complete with virtual spurs and cowboy western tunes.

Scene 8: Eat. Nap. Repeat.

After all that running, jumping, splashing, and screaming, it’s time to rest in one of the resort’s cozy rooms. Whether it’s the rustic Cob House, scenic Rooms with Open Balcony, or laid-back Misty Camping tents—you’ll sleep like a baby after 10 rounds of paintball.

Group of 4? Book Malgoba 4 Sharing Room. Couples can get cozy in 2 Sharing Nirvana AC Rooms with Balcony. Wooden cottages are the backpacker's and the hipster's, and they're all snug.

Food & Dining – A Treat for Every Palate

No holiday ever ends on an empty belly! We at Suggee Resort take giant pride in serving lots of lip-smacking food of every kind. Blue to good, for that South Indian or old world cuisine, breakfast buffet your best bet must-have with loads more than a decent number to tantalize and fill and start your day afresh once again. Full meals to teasers, our menu cuisine will tickle your taste buds as much as give a ray of sunshine to your soul.

The Purr-fect Time for Anything

Suggee Resort is no retreat from daily grunge—it's where a life's memory is made. Company corporate team-building for corporate-build week-end-s, wedding anniversary or week-end-away-in-a-flurry-of-brilliance, our resort is your time-away. Our time-aways are best had with moment-bonding, but our bare minimum view and modem facilities assure all celebrations full-blown memory-makers.

Last Scene: Slack to Splash

And when the Monday morning rolls around and you're composing "Per my last email…" for the umpteenth time, you'll have Suggee Resort swagger to walk around in. The memes. The mistakes. The mango juice. The paintball defacement of your teammate's initials on your back. You'll recall that you were once and you turned off notifications.

So the next time you find yourself snooping on an executive mumbling "team bonding," don't stare. Just mouth to yourself the mantra: Suggee Resort—the Bangalore activity resort where your team are being transformed from cubicle monsters into adventure-hero legends.

Because when the war is fought with deadlines and spreadsheets, you're paid back with a water balloon to the face. Or ten.